26/9/2004

Baaaaaaaa Da Boom @ 2:30 pm

Its a little known fact that the farting of sheep contributes more greenhouse gases than all of mankinds industrial activities. So some crazy australians have decided that rather than try to changes mankinds abuse of fussil fuels and the mass deforestation of our planets rainforests – its easier just to make sheep fart less. And thats what they’ve done, by developing a vaccine against the microbes that produce methane in sheep shit they’ve reduced the amount of methane each sheep produces by over 90%.

Obviously, this could have other applications …. worried about farting too much after that big bowl of beans? or some viscous Phaal then simply take an injection and bobs yer uncle…

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